"Does cheese make you tired?" - Jen G.

"My mom is convinced that truck drivers fall from the sky" - Wyatt J.

"I want to put on my resume that I helped an illegitimate candidate" - Ian M.

"After having sex for 10 hours, it would look like a cheesecloth" - Marshall B.

"They excrete a large string of slime... not what we would term as sexually arousing, but for them... - Ballog

"They dig holes through concrete when they're in heat" - Ballog

"Peeing on people? Who are you, R. Kelly?" - Marshall B.

"Oh, dude, e-mail sex" - Jonah J.

"From this angle, the groin ball looks very distinct" - Jonah J.