"I rode Mr. Bernhard's wife to school" - Marshall B.

"When I get home, I'm gonna shave my nuts because my balls look like a fucking porcupine" - Marshall B.

"Veronica sessioned a dill pickle?" - Marshall B.

"I'm gonna put my arbitrary solid in your latus rectum" - Wyatt J.

"That reminds me of my dog Sofie that died, along with the rest of my life" - Bernhard

"Mr. Ballog, let's see your undershirt... and what kind of underwear do you wear?" - Danny Z.

"What is the ethernet?" - Veronica B.

"You don't know what it's like when it's just me and my calculator alone in a dark room" - Eric M.

"I know you guys don't know oatmeal. First, you're too young. Second, your bowl movements are too hard" - Mr. Shimek

"I was on horseback before Mr. Felgar was a twinkle in his father' eye" - Mr. Shimek

"Hey, you can purchase grown up movies!" - Wolff C.

"I like the fact that I'm a man" - Bernhard